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Reblogged from circuitfry
gallifreekydeeky:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

gallifreekydeeky:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

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Reblogged from cockenblog

cockenblog:

I made dinner and then packed extra for tomorrow’s lunch because I’M AN ADULT.

And then I unpacked and ate tomorrow’s lunch too because I’M NOT A GREAT ONE.

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Reblogged from collegehumor

collegehumor:

Do you have the strength to post a Facebook status WITHOUT CHECKING TO SEE WHO LIKED IT????

Finish reading 6 Modern-Day Torture Devices That Would Actually Work

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Reblogged from fucktonofanatomyreferences

fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

An awesome fuck-ton of female anatomy references.

[From various sources]

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Reblogged from deansguilt
the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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Reblogged from siriuus

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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Reblogged from sugoihentai

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Reblogged from humorking

humorking:

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room

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Reblogged from zitaodds

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

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Reblogged from romanticizedweakling

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

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